Dean haven’t picked truth in a while, knew that he should, but as long as no one was going to accuse him of cheating, he’d keep on choosing dare, screw the rules. “Dare.”
Unfortunately, their house dork did pick up on the too regular choices Dean made. “Dean, that’s like the fourth time you choose dare in a row,” Sam pointed out, then just to make things worse, he added, “You want to be dared to touch me this much, big brother?” Sam flashed him a teasing grin, doing a good job at getting Dean all hot and bothered, which really wasn’t helping.
“Shut up, bitch,” Dean growled, then just so he could get some of his pride back, he also winked at his brother. “You know that you fucking love it,” he purred and was finally able to see the flash of embarrassment on Sam’s face.
Абсолютно дурацкий, но очень смешной и горячий фик, в котором Дин, Сэм и Кастиэль играют в "правду или вызов"
Dean visibly swallowed, then sighed. Obviously, choosing another dare would be too much, so he reluctantly picked the other one. “Well, I’ll be choosing truth, then.”
The angel thought about asking the same question he was asked before, but decided against it and, instead, tried to come up with something equally sexual. When something great came to his mind, the angel’s face split into a crooked grin. “Dean, tell us…how big is your manhood?”
The question took both Dean and Sam by surprise, the latter actually breaking into laughter, though the reason for it wasn’t because the question was funny, but more like very, very surprising and unexpected. And yeah, maybe a bit funny. “Seriously?” Dean asked in disbelief, though suspected that it was no joke, so he just sighed and glanced down at his crotch. He remembered when, once, he actually used a ruler to measure how big he was, so Dean could just tell them and be over with it. He could tell them, or he could…show them. “Well,” he started, mirroring the angel’s dirty grin, “how about I show you guys instead?”
That took Castiel by surprise, but he was more than happy to let Dean show off. Sam was pretty shocked, however he couldn’t deny the fact that he was curious and really excited. “Go ahead,” the angel allowed, and Dean found himself being stared at by two very horny men, and loving it.
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